A cheeky look at the Montreal dating scene, this short piece (an excerpt from the serial novel Naked Montreal) is sure to get a laugh from locals and visitors alike.

For adults 18 with a sense of humor only."Top 5 Reasons You Can't Get Laid in Montreal" is a very short work that borrows from the author's upcoming novel, "Naked Montreal." Despite having never been to Montreal, not speaking French and not desiring to get "laid" by anyone north of Minneapolis, I found this sample more than whetted my appetite for the novel.

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