Dating contract joke

I promise to be aware of, and own, my own emotional triggers and to never hold you responsible for my emotional response to things.I promise to not waste precious time or energy worrying about who to place blame on. and although we likely have some residual habits that they passed on to us, we can choose a new way if their way doesn’t work for us.I promise to love and accept every side of you and all of your emotions, moods, and insecurities.

I promise to put effort into learning how you most like to be listened to, and then listen to you in that way as often as I can.Relationship agreements are not legally binding – they’re just a useful way to arrive at and record an agreement you’ve made with your partner.


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