Jessica s guide to dating on the dark side

Thank you Lucius, I never would have come to a conclusion were it not for your douchebaggery. She likes his “dangerous side.” I like bad boy characters, I do, but they have to have some sort of NICE, redeeming quality.

Lucius decides to cheat on Jessica for a sort-of fathomable, but not really forgivable reason.

Armed with a copy of Growing Up Undead: A Teen Vampire's Guide to Dating, Health, and Emotions, Jessica tries to imagine the transition from average American teenager to glam European vampire princess.

But just when things start to heat up with Lucius, a devious cheerleader sets her sights on him.

Marrying a vampire definitely doesn’t fit into Jessica Packwood’s senior year “get-a-life” plan.

But when a devious cheerleader sets her sights on Lucius, Jess finds herself fighting to win back her wayward prince, stop a global vampire war—and save Lucius’s soul from eternal destruction I am still unsure what I feel about this book. There are parts where I was completely enthralled and couldn't put it down, and others where I wanted to roll my eyes and walk away for a bit.

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Mainly because the title has my name in it while referencing a dating guide at the same time.What she definitely doesn’t see coming is foreign exchange student—and vampire—Lucius Vladescu showing up at her door.According to Lucius, Jessica is actually vampire royalty, and they’ve been betrothed to one another since infancy.Enter a bizarre new exchange student named Lucius Vladescu who claims Jessica is a Romanian vampire princess by birth and he's her long-lost fiancé.

He's arrogant, officious, embarrassingly overprotective, and, well, incredibly hot. Armed with newfound confidence and a copy of Growing Up Undead: A Teen Vampire’s Guide to Dating, Health, and Emotions, Jessica makes a dramatic transition from average American teenager to glam European vampire princess.

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