But we all know trusting those things is easier said than done.That cotton-candy-pink haze that new romance lays on us, that weakness us in the knees, and that gives us that fluttering sensation in the stomach, that wooziness — all of it can effortlessly overshadow whatever logical decisions we try to make.It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." —Rita Rudner "My wife had us register for fine china, because you never know when the Pope is going to swing by and want a microwaved hot dog on a 0 plate." —Jim Gaffigan "Imagine if marriage didn't exist, and you're a guy and you ask someone to get married. You'd be the guy and you'd be like, [guy’s voice]: Hey, so we've been hanging out all the time, spending a lot of time together and everything.[girl's voice]: Yeah, yeah. Put this ring on your finger so people know we have an arrangement." —Aziz Ansari "Only married people can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time." —Chris Rock "Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. that's really the attitude that keeps a family together. then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light." —Rodney Dangerfield "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ...No matter how stupid his problems sound to you." —Megan Mullally "I don't want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. It's not 'We love each other.' It's just 'f*ck it, man.'" —Louis C. and lawyers." —Richard Pryor "Never ever discount the idea of marriage.She's direct, charming and outspoken, which not only makes her a great comedian, but also a veritable fount of relationship advice.Poehler knows all about the ups and downs of being in love.
But you don't need to be a teen girl to take her advice.I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of and if either watches it without the other, they're dead meat. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper.Inspirational quotes are something that,as far as I am concerned, are the worst. Like, the ones you might see in your English teacher’s classroom? Many funny marriage quotes can be mean-spirited and perpetuate negative marriage stereotypes.
Surround yourself with kind humor to give you encouragement in your relationships. Here are 38 tidbits to make you laugh when you (and your love life) need it most.