White girls go tanning to look like us, and come out of the tanning salon looking like clementines.We have that Say no more if you have an ex you want to mess with or parents who recently cut you off; we'll take care of it.
It seems that an article was written to a well-founded magazine, by an English woman who requested a response from Indian men.
Today, I thought I'd share a little about what I've learned about dating here in America. A tip of the hat to my Indian-American friend Neel Shah, who pointed out just how badly women want to hear "I love you" in his article for the Awl last month.
Neel was joking around, and so am I, but the things you can get away with by saying "I love you," are frankly astounding.
Still, it's this balance we are somehow gracefully able to maintain, which makes us so damn special.
So, without further ado, here are 10 reasons why you should date an Indian girl.
Americans have so many dating, career and lifestyle options that getting any man to focus on one person for enough time to develop the feelings that manifest themselves in those words is a major, major achievement (Have you played This is what your mom tells you the first time a girl breaks your heart, but in America, there is literally an ocean of single women and men to move on to.